– How do you explain Mensalao?

– I did not know.

– What about Atibaya’s website?

– It’s from my friend.

Former President and presidential candidate of the Republic, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, will run in the second round of the presidential elections on October 30, during Operation Lava Jato – Photo: Rovena Rosa/Agência Brasil/ND

– What about custom pedals?

– I did not know.

– And the barbecue?

– It’s from my friend.

– How did Marcos Valerio come to act on behalf of the government?

– I did not know.

– What about triplex?

– It’s from my friend.

– Why did you appoint self-proclaimed corrupt people to the boards of Petrobras?

– I did not know.

– Who is responsible for keeping them in high positions for so many years?

– It’s from my friend.

– Why did Dilma keep the thieves away from the state-owned company?

– I did not know.

– And the idea of ​​trying to make him chief of staff to avoid the police?

– It’s from my friend.

– How many friends did you have at that time?

– I did not know.

– How did you get this millionaire watch on your wrist?

– It’s from my friend.

– Did you know that always giving the same answers can cause distrust?

– I did not know.

– And this certainty that you can fool everyone again?

– It’s from my friend.

– Why did the caretaker of the alien farm keep calling the Lula Institute?

– I did not know.

– After all, whose is the Lula Institute?

– It’s from my friend.

– Have you thought that it might be a problem to write your name in an institution created to move a mountain of money?

– I did not know.

– How about Odebrecht’s money?

– It’s from my friend.

– Which friendship was more valuable: Odebrecht or SLA?

– I did not know.

– And this face?

– It’s from my friend.

– After Delubio’s complete works in the PT Treasury, isn’t it too risky to put Vaccari there, with the same profile and twice as much talent?

– I did not know.

– Candidate, be honest: who is Rosemary Noronha?

– It’s from my friend.

– I didn’t ask “whose”. I asked who she was. Rosemary managed a lot on her behalf and was always on international travel.

– I did not know.

– But she headed the representative office of the President of the Republic in São Paulo in her government. Whose instruction was this?

– From my friend.

– Were you surprised by William Bonner’s sudden and spontaneous declaration that you owe nothing to justice?

– I did not know.

– If elected president, who are you going to benefit from your first government measure?

– My friend.