Sanchez He already has a new government, which to some seems like just another ballet troupe to which the president shakes his hat. Sánchez, limiting himself to propaganda and keeping life and freshness between his pacts, mortgages and voodoo, has never really ruled and is not going to start now that he already looks like a statue in the garden of Moncloa, Amur horrafuerista This government is for the music hall news, for the kitchens of agreement with Yolanda (the vice president took away ministries from Maria, such as her flower and leftist work), and for intrigue in the underground state, where Bolaños will travel in a boat between wells, Charon and The Phantom of the Opera. You look at the names of ministers, and they are ordinary, or they stand for the same thing, or they don’t matter because they don’t mean anything; you look at the 22 ministries, at these two ducks, as if finishing Sanchista bingo, and only now you continue to see Sanchez dancing Puigdemont waiting for his due, like a master, a butcher or a gigolo.

It must always be said that the Sánchez governments are very political. Let’s not think that the president in the bottomless jacket has suddenly become a technocrat and is going to fill our cabinet with civil engineers and scientists with broad backs like Espasa volumes. It would be possible to highlight Oscar Puentewho, apparently, inherited the truck driver’s position previously held by Abalos, that Ministry of Transport from which you can shout as if from the window of your cabin, tall, dirty and outlawed, like a stagecoach. Puente earned the service of spitting tobacco and removing the comb with a single speech about spitting tobacco and removing the comb, in this melancholic attempt to investiture Feijoo. This Puente thing seems like pure politics to me, this series of appointments, a coup and now a ministry like a grocery store, that’s exactly how they get promotions in Moncloa and Little Italy.

I would say that Puente is the most political minister of this very political government. Puente has an entire ministry for his horn, lunchbox and trucker caps, simply because Sanchez needed a trucker. And this is pure politics. Sánchez did not need a Minister of Trains, even after the Puente incident on AVE, in which he defended himself in a very political way, like “you don’t know who I am” and “let the person in charge come” (which would have been enough to make him a servant of the industry) . No, Sanchez needed a truck driver, and if a whole ministry needs to be set up for him, like a bar with a mechanical bull, then he can be set up too. In terms of political purity, only the ministries of Sumar that seem gifted or invented, such as the position of a nephew, can be compared. But they are not as useful as Puente, who spoil everything with their exhaust pipe and strings of sausage. Except perhaps Monica Garciawhich, while iconic, has something of a distant and cowardly sabotage about it. Ayuso.

In truth, Puente is perceived as the banner of this government more than Bolaños. Now everyone talks about Bolaños as the government’s strongman, and it makes for a bit of a laugh, like calling an asthmatic nerd a strongman at the gym. No one considers Bolaños particularly skilled, much less intimidating, and I believe that putting Ayuso’s head of protocol in front of him would be enough to give a strong man a spontaneous nosebleed. But Bolaños is obedient and elusive, and also a bit invisible or a little thing who, when approached, looks less like a minister than a waiter who brings you croquettes, or a valet who brings you the keys. The short waiter seems like the perfect disguise for sneaking around and hanging around, which is what Bolaños is going to do, and what I think he’s going to do. Marlaskaalso a little invisible, because it is familiar and ubiquitous, which means it is much more useful.

Bolaños is not a strong man, he is just a small and manageable runner, sort of like a collapsible minister, like a scooter. Sanchez will be the one who is in all the corners and behind the moving eyes of the paintings.

Bolaños is not a strong man, but a flying and pecking bird. Moreover, between insignificance and compassion, this thing like an orphan in mourning that Bolaños has, perhaps the staff does not realize what the intention of his mission means: by uniting the presidency, relations with the Cortes and justice, he personifies or achieves the concentration of the entire state authorities in Sanchez. Bolaños is in the right place to manage the trials, inspire the TCs and judges, and without neglecting Sanchez’s shaving, Bolaños is something of a chamber barber to Sanchez, one of those modern barbers who wear waistcoats like English billiard players. But Bolaños is not a strong man, he is just a small and controllable runner, like a collapsible minister, like a scooter. It is Sanchez who will be in all corners and behind the moving eyes of the paintings.

Yes, a very political government that has more than just truck drivers with placards Samantha Fox and small incubi dressed as schoolchildren, but rather apostles, abbess, strict governesses and shepherdesses of Sanchismo. TO Nadia Calvino, Maria Jesus Montero And Teresa Ribera They are also considered the heavyweights of government, the three vice-presidents the muses or Atlanteans of economics and science who must bear the unbalanced weight of the Council of Ministers table. However, it seems to some that the opposite is true: the most serious ministries are those that are created to dissemble, to overwhelm us with jargon and data tables, while Puente and Bolaños are all that Sánchez really wants, values ​​and appreciates. what it needs.

This government, of course, lacks Puigdemont, a vice president without or with all portfolios, or even a real president. This very political government is missing the most politically or anti-politically important thing that Sánchez did, turning a fugitive rebel into a prince of peace (his appointment as a minister would not be as serious as what he has already provided and will give him). You see, this government is so political… Let’s see if the next government will be created by Sanchez, mathematical, architectural or symphonic. It would be as interesting as seeing him speak the truth or govern.