This time the birds have gone too far. Residents of Ashford, England, are demanding action from local authorities for a very peculiar reason: seagulls and pigeons have “covered” the city with feces.

Birds are literally terrorizing the people of England with fecal bombs – Photo: Archive/ND

“Not a single English city has suffered air attacks since the Battle of Britain,” joked the R7 portal, which published the information. The city of about 83 thousand inhabitants is under “bombardment” of pigeons and seagulls, the ammunition for which is their own feces.

Falcons hunt birds

The local council’s original idea was to use falcons to hunt birds. But this measure will be “under consideration” and nothing has actually been done. In the meantime, advice to residents: don’t look up and protect yourself with a good umbrella!